NBA STRAYA #NeverForget OFF-SEASON EDITION!
Name: Joe Smith
Nickname: ‘Joe Beast’
‘Strayan Nickame: ‘Boring Joe’ / ‘Joe Blow’
Teams:
Golden State Warriors (’95-‘98)
Philadelphia 76ers (’98-)
Minnesota Timberwolves (’98-‘00)
Detroit Pistons (’00-‘01)
#Twolves… again – (’01-‘03)
Milwaukee Bucks (’03-‘06)
Denver Nuggets (2006)
#Sixers… again – (’06-‘07)
Chicago Bulls (’07-‘08)
Cleveland Cavaliers (’08-‘00)
Oklahoma City Thunder (’08-‘09)
#Cavs… again (2009)
Atlanta Hawks (’09-‘10)
New Jersey #Nets (2010)
Los Angeles Lakers (2011)
Career Stats (per game):
10.9 pts // 6.4 rebs // 1.0 asts // 45.5 FG% // 23.8 3P%
Best known for:
– Being the #1 pick in 1995 (ahead of KG, Sheed and Stackhouse)
– Peaking in his second year (18.7 ppg / 8.5 rpg) then playing for ANOTHER 14 YEARS
– Holding the record for Most NBA Teams Played For (12)
– Getting busted being paid under the table by the Wolves that ruined KG’s prime and probably cost them a title
– Having a game as boring as his bloody name
– Looking like a bloke who’d lecture you about recycling when you accidentally put a plastic bottle in the rubbish
Dead-Set Ledge Status:
Assured! Mate – Joe Smith was unreal those first two years in Golden State and then he played for every bloody team in the NBA. Also, he released a rap mixtape as Joe Beast that was somehow JUST as mediocre as his name AND his game.
#ONYA Boring Joe!!
