NBA STRAYA #NeverForget OFF-SEASON EDITION!
Name: Jalen Rose
Nickname: ‘The Natural’ / ‘Jinx’
‘Strayan Nickame: ‘Rosey’ / ‘Josie’ / ‘Ruby’ / ‘Shit Talker’ / ‘Kobe’s Bitch’
Teams:
Denver Nuggets (’94-‘96)
Indiana Pacers (’96-‘02)
Chicago Bulls (’02-‘04)
Toronto Raptors (’04-‘06)
New York Knicks (’06)
Phoenix Suns (’06-’07)
Career #Stats (per game):
14.3 pts // 3.5 rebs // 3.8 asts // 44.3 FG% // 35.5 3P%
Best known for:
– Being in the Fab Five
– Wearing a funny suit when drafted
– Having a No.1. pick for a Dad (Jimmy Walker, in ’67), but whom he never met
– Being really damn good in the 2000 Finals… but still losing to the Lakers
– Having a cameo in ‘Barbershop’
– Getting 81 put on him by Kobe
– Annoying catchphrases
– Fighting with Chris Webber
– Being on telly and having increasingly bad takes
#DeadSetLedge Status:
Assured! Even if his career is now vastly overrated because he’s on telly all the time, props to him being a mediocre-to-good NBA player who could score (just never particularly efficiently) and parlaying being mates with Bill Simmons into an ongoing TV gig… but c’mon mate, not everyone gets 81 put on them by Kobe!
#ONYA Josie!
