NBA STRAYA #NeverForget OFF-SEASON EDITION!
Name: Jeff Hornacek
Nickname: ‘Jeff’
‘Strayan Nickame: ‘Horny’ / ‘Horn Dog’
Teams played for:
Phoenix Suns (’86-’92)
Philadelphia 76ers (’92-’94)
Utah Jazz (’94-’00)
Career Stats (per game):
14.5 pts // 4.9 asts // 3.4 rebs // 1.4 stls // 49.6 FG% // 40.3 3P%
Best known for:
– Being the other white guy guard on the Jazz that wasn’t John Stockton
– Wearing short shorts
– Looking like a dad from the 1950s
– Being traded for Charles Barkley
– Weirdly touching his face before every free throw
– Being really good in the playoffs until the Jazz played the Bulls in the Finals… then turned into a spud
– Being an ironman: dude missed 39 games — total — across 15 years
– Getting the shit kicked out of him by Jerry Stackhouse
– Being a shithouse coach with the Knicks (even though he was ok with Phoenix?)
Dead-Set Ledge Status:
Assured! Dude was a dead-eye shot who wore short shorts, had a haircut like a character from an Archie comic and played in two NBA finals… before looking like a sad-sack teacher who knows he’s gonna get fired because he slept with a student while coaching the Knicks. Ledge.
#ONYA Horn Dog!
