NBA STRAYA #NeverForget OFF-SEASON EDITION!
Name:
Stromile Swift
Nickname:
‘Stro’
‘Strayan Nickame:
‘Kilo’ / ‘Slow Mo’ / ‘Deuce’ / ‘Swifty’
Teams played for:
Vancouver/Memphis Grizzlies (’00-’05)
Houston Rockets (’05-’06)
Memphis (’07-’08)
New Jersey #Nets (’08-’09)
Phoenix Suns (’09)
Career Stats (per game):
8.4 pts // 4.6 rebs // 0.5 asts // 1.2 blks // 47.3 FG% // 07.4 3P%
Best known for:
– Terrifying athleticism
– One of the All-time VICIOUS in-game dunkers
– Summiting Yao Ming and killing the poor bugger
– Killing Greg Ostertag… twice
– Leaping over Dirk and then placing his balls ever so gently on his neck
– Disrespecting Arvydas Sabonis by dunking on his corpse
– Ending Tyrus Thomas’ chances at an NBA career
– Wearing headbands
– Being arrested in 2012 for stalking his ex
– Apart from dunking, not being able to play basketball
– Being a huge bust that everyone forgets about because Darko went No. 2 three years later
Dead-Set Ledge Status:
Assured! Posses an all-time GREAT name, brought the ‘Stro Show’ to Memphis and delivered some INCREDIBLE in-game post-dunk celebrations.
#ONYA Swifty!
