Tag: Utah Jazz
NBA Straya – Thursday Mar 22: LEBRON’S HISTORIC NIGHT & Strayan Champion Bracket Finals! (Episode 83)
NBA Straya!! LEBRON IS UNSTOPPABLE! Today’s show talks about LeBron’s HISTORIC night while killing the Raptors, Ben Simmons and the Sixers laying waste to the Grizz, Dwight Howard’s massive game in the Hornets huge comeback win, Giannis Antetonkounmpo’s ankle injury, and all the results in both the East and West playoff races! PLUS! We… Read more
NBA Straya – Wednesday Mar 21: BY KARL MALONE’S BEARD – WE’RE GOING STREAK-BREAKING & Strayan Champion Bracket! (Episode 82)
NBA Straya!! BY KARL MALONE’S BEARD… WE’RE GOING STREAK-BREAKING! Yep, The Rockets snapped the Blazers 13-game win streak and the bloody HAWKS somehow beat the Jazz, snapping their 9-gamer! Unreal! PLUS Boston SOMEHOW beat the Thunder despite being down 6 points with 24 seconds left! What the hell is going on? Today’s show covers… Read more
NBA Straya – Tuesday Mar 20: BEN SIMMONS & LEBRON CRUSH IT & Strayan Champion Bracket! (Episode 81)
NBA Straya!! LeBRON JAMES & BEN SIMMONS JUST KEEP CRUSHING IT! Today’s show covers Ben Simmons’ 9th triple double of the year, LeBron James’ HUGE 40-point triple-double in a crucial win over the Bucks and Giannis Antetokounmpo, the Ty Lue situation in Cleveland… aaaand we have the first returns on our NBA STRAYA CHAMPION 2-on-2… Read more
NBA Straya – Monday Mar 19: Straya vs the USA & WRAPPING A BONKERS NBA WEEKEND!! (Episode 80)
NBA Straya!! NBA WEEKEND MADNESS! There are 1 seeds losing to 16 seeds while the Blazers, Rockets, Jazz and Thunder are all scorching hot, Anthony Davis is still running rampant, Russell Westbrook is throwing out triple doubles like they’re confetti at an ‘80s wedding, and refs tossing coaches for what fans said! NBA: Where Amazing Happens!… Read more
NBA Straya Never Forget – Dante Exum vs Chicago, March 18 2017
#NBA #Straya Never Forget! In honour of the prodigal son’s return from a left shoulder injury, on this very day one year ago, Kangaroo Kobe — Dante Exum — was taking a break from dominating the ‘Call of Duty WW II’ leaderboards and actually out there dominating on the hardwood for once, suiting up next… Read more
NBA Straya – Thursday Mar 15: MADNESS OF MARCH! (Episode 78)
NBA Straya!! MARCH MADNESS IS HERE! … And the NBA is still wayyyyyy more interesting! That’s right, today’s show is talking about last night’s epic CELTICS-WIZARDS 2OT game, the Bucks and Heat screwing the pooch while the Kings and Magic SOMEHOW blow their tank race, the Warriors starting a lineup of nobodies and still beating… Read more
NBA Straya Never Forget – Joe Ingles vs the Clippers, Mar 13 2017
#NBA #Straya Never Forget! A year ago today, Joseph Howarth Ingles — aka Down Under Durant, aka Jingling Joe, aka Slow Mo Joe, aka Dr Joseph J Ingles: Triplologist— was still bouncing between the bench and starting for his Utah Jazz because Quinn Snyder didn’t yet realise the Jingler was the best Aussie all-rounder since… Read more
NBA Straya Never Forget – Dante Exum vs the Celtics, March 4 2017
#NBA #Straya Never Forget! With a rookie Donovan Mitchell currently tearing up the NBA, it’s easy to forget the Utah Jazz still have Kangaroo KObe — Dante Exum — on the sideline, just waiting to fulfil is destiny as one half of DMX, the NBA’s best bloody backcourt. And with news breaking that Exum is… Read more
NBA Straya Never Forget – Dante Exum vs Patty Mills & the Spurs, Feb 23 2015
#NBA #Straya Never Forget! It might feel like three lifetimes ago, but it’s only been three years (and, like, eight different injuries) since Dante Exum — aka Kangaroo Kobe — was a rookie for the Utah Jazz running the San Antonio Spurs ragged even in the face of some strident Anti-Strayan Bias. Sure, since the… Read more
NBA Straya Never Forget – David Andersen vs the Jazz, Feb 16 2010
#NBA #Straya Never Forget! Eight years ago today, David Andersen — aka Stretched-Out Delly, aka The Great Aussie Dane, aka Aussie Chris Bosh — was tugging on the togs for the Houston Rockets and throwing himself into fray against the pre-Jingling Joe Ingles Utah Jazz with such fury his Viking ancestors would’ve been proud… and… Read more