#NBA #Straya Never Forget series! SCENE: ** Waiting to be served at an NYC bar. Bartender points to the fella next to ME **   RANDOM BLOKE: [to me] Sorry, were you next? ME: Nah nah, you’re right, off you go RANDOM BLOKE: [to the bartender] Yeah, I’ll have two vodka sodas and two white wines please… Read more