Tag: Markelle Fultz
NBA Straya – Thurs Jan 16: MARKELLE FULTZ IS BACK, KYRIE’S STILL A DICKHEAD & MID-SEASON POWER RANKINGS CONT. (Ep 390)
Ooooh weeeee WHAT A FUN-ASS NBA DAY! Markelle Fultz rises from the dead & SMOKES the Lakers (also AARON GORDON is amazing), the Pistons & Blazers surprised everyone (well, mostly the Celtics & Rockets), and the Sixers let the #Nets be themselves — and in a surprise twist, noted dickhead Kyrie Irving said some dickheaded… Read more
NBA Straya – Mon Feb 11: MAGIC JOHNSON TAMPERS w/ BEN SIMMONS, LUKA RULES, CELTICS STINK & WEEKEND WINNERS & LOSERS (Episode 228)
What a WILD weekend that was! The Celtics blew TWO 20+ pt leads, LUKA DONCIC kicked the crap outta the Blazers, Paul George and James Harden went toe-to-toe and we got a classic out of it… So we wrap all that with WEEKEND WINNERS & WEEKEND LOSERS DICKHEAD OF THE WEEKEND YEAH-NAH OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE a… Read more
NBA Straya – Fri Feb 8: TRADE DEADLINE WINNERS & LOSERS + LEBRON vs GIANNIS ALL-STAR TEAMS! (Episode 227)
WHOA! What a day! How was the trade deadline for you? It was Wojbawmb after Wojbawmb ay! And when the smoke cleared Anthony Davis was STILL a Pelican, and the balance of power was probably roughly still the same? Anyway – we break down EVERY TRADE and award our TRADE DEADLINE WINNERS & LOSERS! We… Read more
NBA Straya – Wed Feb 6: TRADE DEADLINE BONANZA & ALL-STAR SATURDAY CONTESTANTS!!! (Episode 226)
Ay! It’s ALL HAPPENING! Anthjon Davis, Marc Gasol, Mike Conley, Tobias Harris, uh… Reggie Bullock… and PROBABLY LOADS MORE! YEP – it’s TRADE DEADLINE BAYYYBEEEEE! So we’re talking ALL the trade deadline action: where does Anthony Davis end up? How will Marc Gasol screw up Charlotte!? Is Tobias ‘Never Nude’ Harris a good fit next… Read more
NBA Straya – Mon Feb 4: DRUNK POST-SUPERBOWL SHOW w/ WEEKEND WINNERS & LOSERS! (Episode 225)
We might’ve had too many tins – but the show rolls on… so get stuck in with this weekend’s Winners & Losers… as well the Strayan Player Watch, YEAH-NAH, and a bunch more woozy, hoarse dumbassery. There’s an Andrew Gaze Memorial ‘Grey Mamba Award For Outstanding Achievement in the Field OF Excellence’, an Outback Takehouse… Read more
NBA Straya – Wed Jan 30: ANTHONY DAVIS WANTS OUT + YEAH NAH OF ALL 30 TEAMS RANKED BY THEIR TRADE PACKAGES!! (Episode 223)
Did you hear about the star requesting a trade? That’s right – MARQUESE CHRISS WANTS OUT OF HOUSTON! Also, Anthony Davis requested a trade from New Orleans and is probably gonna end up a Laker isn’t he. Goddammit. Anyway – so today’s show does TOP 5 DAVIS DESTOS… and then YEAH-NAH’s EVERY SINGLE TEAM and… Read more
NBA Straya – Mon Jan 28: WARRIORS-CELTICS FINALS PREVIEW, HARDEN OR PAUL GEORGE MVP, WEEKEND WINNERS & LOSERS (Episode 222)
Watch out! Did we just have an NBA Finals preivew… in January!?! How good was Warriors-Celtics!?!? Or BucksThunder!? Or even Raps-Rox!?!? We wrap the entire NBA weekend with WEEKEND WINNERS & LOSERS…as well as hand out DICKHEAD OF THE WEEKEND, break out some YEAH-NAH and award a new First Annual Andrew Gaze Memorial Grey Mamba… Read more
NBA Straya – Fri Jan 25: ALL-STAR STARTERS, BEN SIMMONS ROBBED & JAMES HARDEN IS UNSTOPPABLE (Episode 221)
WTF!?! We’ve got our All-Star Starters confirmed… and we got an Aussie!!!! (Sure but was Kyrie, but still). We break down why Ben Simmons SHOULD have made it in over Kemba Walker… and also figure out if there were any other BIG OMISSIONS… PLUS! James Harden is nek-level unreal, WIKTOR OLADIPO’s injury, Devin Booker is… Read more
NBA Straya – Wed Jan 23: MEMPHIS FIRE SALE, MELO GOT TRADED AGAIN, DEVIN BOOKER FIGHTS GORGUI DIENG & KLAY IS THE HUMAN TORCH (Episode 220)
Ayyy! We knew it was coming, but Memphis have finally admitted they probably should trade Marc ‘Coachkiller’ Gasol & Mike Conley… while the rest of the NBA goes ‘yeah, no shit’. Also, Carmelo Anthony added to his growing jersey collection after being traded to the Bulls for, like, you and me… Devin Booker Y& Gorgui… Read more
NBA Straya – Wed Nov 28: LAKERS POOP THE BED IN DENVER & RAPTORS KEEP ROLLING (Episode 192)
Did the Lakers get hiiiiiiiiigh in Denver before playing the Nuggets? I mean… what else would explain THAT performance? Today’s show goes into the Lakers embarrassing loss in Denver, the Hawks dealing the Heat ANOTHER home loss, and just how Canada’s finest – the Toronto Raptors – keep on rolling. Also: figuring out who would… Read more