*a New York deli, prior to Game 3 of the NBA Finals* ME: [scratching deli cat, carrying a million beers & a life-size cutout of King Delly] MANUEL: Ola Mr Jaymz! ME: S’garn on Manuel? MANUEL: Not as much you Mr Jaymz – why so many beers? Are you, as you say, ‘smashing cans’ tonight?… Read more