Tag: Biggest NBA Wanker
NBA Straya – Wed Feb 6: TRADE DEADLINE BONANZA & ALL-STAR SATURDAY CONTESTANTS!!! (Episode 226)
Ay! It’s ALL HAPPENING! Anthjon Davis, Marc Gasol, Mike Conley, Tobias Harris, uh… Reggie Bullock… and PROBABLY LOADS MORE! YEP – it’s TRADE DEADLINE BAYYYBEEEEE! So we’re talking ALL the trade deadline action: where does Anthony Davis end up? How will Marc Gasol screw up Charlotte!? Is Tobias ‘Never Nude’ Harris a good fit next… Read more
NBA Straya – Mon Feb 4: DRUNK POST-SUPERBOWL SHOW w/ WEEKEND WINNERS & LOSERS! (Episode 225)
We might’ve had too many tins – but the show rolls on… so get stuck in with this weekend’s Winners & Losers… as well the Strayan Player Watch, YEAH-NAH, and a bunch more woozy, hoarse dumbassery. There’s an Andrew Gaze Memorial ‘Grey Mamba Award For Outstanding Achievement in the Field OF Excellence’, an Outback Takehouse… Read more
NBA Straya – Wed Jan 30: ANTHONY DAVIS WANTS OUT + YEAH NAH OF ALL 30 TEAMS RANKED BY THEIR TRADE PACKAGES!! (Episode 223)
Did you hear about the star requesting a trade? That’s right – MARQUESE CHRISS WANTS OUT OF HOUSTON! Also, Anthony Davis requested a trade from New Orleans and is probably gonna end up a Laker isn’t he. Goddammit. Anyway – so today’s show does TOP 5 DAVIS DESTOS… and then YEAH-NAH’s EVERY SINGLE TEAM and… Read more
NBA Straya – Mon Jan 28: WARRIORS-CELTICS FINALS PREVIEW, HARDEN OR PAUL GEORGE MVP, WEEKEND WINNERS & LOSERS (Episode 222)
Watch out! Did we just have an NBA Finals preivew… in January!?! How good was Warriors-Celtics!?!? Or BucksThunder!? Or even Raps-Rox!?!? We wrap the entire NBA weekend with WEEKEND WINNERS & LOSERS…as well as hand out DICKHEAD OF THE WEEKEND, break out some YEAH-NAH and award a new First Annual Andrew Gaze Memorial Grey Mamba… Read more
NBA Straya – Fri Jan 25: ALL-STAR STARTERS, BEN SIMMONS ROBBED & JAMES HARDEN IS UNSTOPPABLE (Episode 221)
WTF!?! We’ve got our All-Star Starters confirmed… and we got an Aussie!!!! (Sure but was Kyrie, but still). We break down why Ben Simmons SHOULD have made it in over Kemba Walker… and also figure out if there were any other BIG OMISSIONS… PLUS! James Harden is nek-level unreal, WIKTOR OLADIPO’s injury, Devin Booker is… Read more
NBA Straya – Wed Jan 23: MEMPHIS FIRE SALE, MELO GOT TRADED AGAIN, DEVIN BOOKER FIGHTS GORGUI DIENG & KLAY IS THE HUMAN TORCH (Episode 220)
Ayyy! We knew it was coming, but Memphis have finally admitted they probably should trade Marc ‘Coachkiller’ Gasol & Mike Conley… while the rest of the NBA goes ‘yeah, no shit’. Also, Carmelo Anthony added to his growing jersey collection after being traded to the Bulls for, like, you and me… Devin Booker Y& Gorgui… Read more
NBA Straya – Mon Jan 21: BOOGIE BACK, ANTHONY DAVIS HURT, DENG ADEL’S DEBUT & WEEKEND WINNERS & LOSERS! (Episode 219)
Whew… what an NBA weekend! We had a load of game-winners and awesome match-ups everywhere… Boogie made his debut for the Warriors, Aussie Deng Adel got out there for the Cavs… and now we’re about to hit the awesome Dr Martin Luther King Jr Day slate! SWEET! So we wrap everything with WEEKEND WINNERS &… Read more
NBA Straya – Fri Jan 18: KYRIE DRUNK DIALS LEBRON, HARDEN’S 50pt BOOGIE’S A MORON & WEEKEND PREVIEW (Episode 218)
Kyrie Irving sucks huh? And he just had to drunk dial his old flame, LeBron, to get some no-doubt crappy leadership tips! Also, Boogie Cousins reckons the Warriors are the ‘most team in sports’ and is an idiot. PLUS! YEAH/NAH, the Weekend Preview and DICKHEAD OF THE WEEK! Get around it below! Read more
NBA Straya – Wed Jan 16: JAMES HARDEN GOES OFF FOR 57, THE WARRIORS SMASH THE NUGGETS, DENNIS SMITH JR TRADES & AUSSIE DENG ADEL MAKES THE NBA!!!(Episode 217)
MASSIVE couple of days in the NBA: we had James Harden dropping 36 in a half, the Warriors put the league on notice and SMOKED the West-Leading Nuggets, and the Mavs are trying to off-load one Dennis Smith Jr! Also, WE HAVE A NEW AUSSIE IN THE NBA! #ONYA DENG ADEL! Plus, more contract news,… Read more
NBA Straya – Mon Jan 14: PISSHEAD LEBRON, BLAKE’S REVENGE, KYRIE SUCKS & WEEKEND WINNERS & LOSERS (Episode 216)
What a HUGE NBA weekend! Blake got his revenge on the Clippers, LeBron got shitfaced and Kyrie shit on his Celtics teammates! Plus Nikola Jokic is incredible, as is James Harden, Steph Curry had a 48-pt game… and BEN SIMMONS HAD 20pts, 22 rebs & 9 asts in NYC!!?!!! AND showed off his slick… Read more