Tag: Ben Simmons
NBA Straya – Thur Mar 14: ARE GOLDEN STATE BETTER WITHOUT DURANT? (Episode 245)
I mean… they beat Houston with The Coward Kevin Durant… so… maybe? ANYWAY – busy day of NBA-ing today, we’ve got an impressive OKC win over the Nets, a back-to-back absolute TURD laid by the Pistons, and an almost-kinda CLASSIC between Houston and Golden State! Plus – why did Dennis Rodman have to apologize to… Read more
NBA Straya – Wed Mar 13: DOLAN BANS FAN + WESTBROOK & IBAKA FALLOUT (Episode 244)
A wildly fun day of NBA today – we’ve got all the fallout from the Rusty Westbrook vs that Shitheel Jazz Fan as well as the Serge Ibaka-Marquese Chriss fight… while James Dolan BANNED a fan from MSG for telling him to SELL THE TEAM?? Is he the worst NBA owner? Whoa… good thing is,… Read more
NBA Straya – Tues Mar 12: WESTBROOK v UTAH FAN & SERGE IBAKA PUNCH ON (Episode 243)
Uh. WOW. Soooo… anything wild happen today in the NBA? YEAH JUST A LITTLE! First we had a punch-on between Serge Ibaka and Marquese Chriss in the Raps-Cavs game… then Rusty Westbrook threatened to bash a Utah Jazz fan & his wife!??! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? Also we had some more LAKERS drama… Read more
NBA Straya – Mon Mar 11: LAKERS INJURIES & WEEKEND WINNERS & LOSERS (Episode 242)
Awww… Those poor Lakers can’t seem to catch a break huh? CRY ME A (AUSTIN) RIVER! Yep – with news about Lonzo Ball & Brandon ‘Spindles’ Ingram being out for the season hitting, we take a look at what that means for the Lakers & their future….. and WE JUST HAD A WILD NBA WEEKEND!… Read more
NBA Straya – Fri Mar 8: BLAZERS vs OKC’s BATTLE OF THE BASTARDS + LeBRON RESTING & WEEKEND PREVIEW! (Episode 241)
Q: How good would an OKC vs Portland 4-5 playoff matchup be? A: the BEST. Mah word. What an AWESOME game that was today… Also.. we found out today that the Lakers plan to REST LeBron James… and that Vince Carter is looking to return for his 22nd season next year! Sweet! There’s also YEAH-NAH,… Read more
NBA Straya – Thurs Mar 7: LeBRON vs MJ + BOGUT IS OFFICIALLY A WARRIOR (Episode 240)
LeBron James today overtook Michael Jordan for FOURTH All-Time in NBA scoring… so, does this mean LeBron is the GOAT? NOT ON YOUR BLOODY LIFE PAL! We break down the NBA GOAT argument a little, but also appreciate just how great LeBron is… because it’s insane what he’s achieved huh? Also – Andrew Bogut is… Read more
NBA Straya – Wed Mar 6: CELTICS SMASH THE WARRIORS & 3/4 SEASON AWARDS! (Episode 239)
So… Gordon Hayward is still alive huh? Yerp, the Celtics absolutely pummeled the Warriors today, and Utah’s favorite son was massive… while we also saw a classic James Harden 4th quarter takeover and a classic, uh, Blazers loss to the Grizzlies!? WHAT!? Also, Karl-Anthony Towns is now a destroyer of worlds? Sure! OH! We also… Read more
NBA Straya – Tues Mar 5: BOGUT BACK TO THE WARRIORS, LAKERS DON’T WANT CARMELO & BUCKS LOSE! (Episode 238)
Andrew Bogut is seemingly off to the Golden State Warriors, the Los Angeles Lakers are washing their hands of ANY Carmelo Anthony talk… Dirk got a standing O in Brooklyn… and suddenly the Milwaukee Bucks have lost consecutive games for the FIRST TIME this season! WILD TIMES! That’s all covered in today’s show… with… Read more
NBA Straya – Mon Mar 4: ANDREW BOGUT BACK TO THE NBA + WEEKEND WINNERS & LOSERS (Episode 237)
WHAT!? Andrew Bogut is maybe gonna head BACK to the NBA and join a contender for the stretch run!??! AMAZING! SO! We look at the top 5 landing spots for the Strayan-Croatian Wilt Chamberlain! … with one in particular that would be absolutely the BEST team for him… Plus, after a WILD NBA weekend, we’ve… Read more
NBA Straya – Fri Mar 1: PHILLY’S AUSSIES DOMINATE, HARDEN GOES NUTS + WEEKEND PREVIEW (Episode 236)
Ripper of a game for the Aussies vs OKC – Ben Simmons and Jonah Bolden went OFF and took the Thunder to town… then Joe Ingles had a massive one against Nuggets… but no one went more massive than James the Beard Harden ay… 58 pts!!!! WHAT!? There was plenty of GREAT NBA action today,… Read more