NBA STRAYA #NeverForget OFF-SEASON EDITION!
Name: Michael Olowokandi
Nickname: ‘Kandi Man’
‘Strayan Nickame:
‘Olly’ / ‘Mick’ / ‘Kandy’ / ‘Spud’
Teams played for:
L.A. Clippers (‘98-’03)
Minnesota Timberwolves (’03-06)
Boston Celtics (’06-‘07)
Career Stats (per game):
8.3 pts // 6.8 rebs // 0.7 asts // 1.4 blks // 43.5 FG% // 0.0 3P%
Best known for:
– No. 1 pick in 1998
– Being picked ahead of Dirk Nowitzki, Paul Pierce, Vince Carter, Antawn Jamison & Mike Bibby
– Ignoring Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s advice after he was hired by the Clippers to coach up the Kandi Man
– Being a complete spud
Dead-Set Ledge Status:
Assured! Mate, you can’t spell ‘definitely considered without a skerrick of doubt one of the all-time great NBA busts’ without ‘Michael Olowkandi’. Kandi Man looked the part, just couldn’t, y’know, play basketball. Still made $38 mill in his career tho. Not bad work if you can get it.
#ONYA Kandi Man!