NBA STRAYA #NeverForget OFF-SEASON EDITION!
Name: Delonte West
Nickname: ‘Red’ / ‘Redz’ / ‘Donuts’ / ‘Mad Max’
‘Strayan Nickame: ‘Fanta Pants’ / ‘Ginger Nuts’ / ‘Mum-Rooter’ / ‘LeBron’s Dad’
Teams:
Boston Celtics (’04-‘07)
Seattle #Supersonics (’07-‘08)
Cleveland Cavaliers (’08-’10)
Boston Celtics (’10-‘11)
Dallas Mavericks (’11-‘12)
Career Stats (per game):
9.7 pts // 2.9 rebs // 3.6 asts // 44.8 FG% // 37.2 3P%
Best known for:
– Amazing array of hairdos
– Having a lip birthmark that made it look like he always had the herp
– Giving Gordo Hayward a wet-willy
– Shredding next to LeBron on the late-‘00s Cavs
– Getting arrested while fanging down a highway on his motorbike with a bunch of guns in a guitar case like he was El Mariachi in ‘Desperado’
– Allegedly banging LeBron’s mum
Dead-Set Ledge Status:
– Assured! Mate, everyone reckons he was the reason LeBron & the Cavs crapped the bed against the Celtics in the 2010 ECF and pushed LeBron out of Cleveland (the first time)! Regardless of him banging/not banging LeBron’s mum, that’s DEAD-SET ledge-ness right there. Has had well-documented battles with mental health problems and everyone likes to laugh at him, but I reckon he seems like a great bloke. Just don’t introduce him to your mum.
#ONYA Fanta Pants Delonte!