NBA STRAYA #NeverForget OFF-SEASON EDITION!
Name: Chris Kaman
Nickname: ‘The Caveman’
‘Strayan Nickame: ‘Crood’ / ‘Kamo’ / ‘The Big Reich’ / ‘Der Dunkenstein’ / ‘The Beast from the East’
Teams:
L.A. Clippers (’03-‘11)
New Orleans #Hornets (’11-‘12)
Dallas Mavericks (’12-‘13)
Los Angeles Lakers (’13-‘14)
Portland Trail Blazers (’14-‘16)
Career Stats (per game):
11.2 pts // 7.6 rebs // 1.3 asts // 48.9 FG% // 4.2 3P%
Best known for:
– Being a flat-out ugmo
– seriously looking like someone whanged him in the gob with a trout
– the ugly stick breaking when he got beaten with it
– Having like, fifty different types of super bodgie hair that even Eastern European drug dealers would be like ‘nah, that’s a bit shit ay’
– Playing for Germany!?
– Doing what we all want to do and punching on with Chris Paul
– When not playing basketball, spending his time building cars and hunting with really big guns or a goddamn bow and arrow because he’s a mad dog
– Being probably the second-worst All-Star in NBA history
– Being the GAWD
Dead-Set Ledge Status:
Assured! Mate, have you SEEN his wife? A damn inspiration for all us ugmos out there. Also, even if he looks like your basic Trump voter, everyone reckons he’s a good bloke and a dead-set ledge!
#ONYA Kamo!