NBA STRAYA #NeverForget OFF-SEASON EDITION!
Name: Jack Sikma
Nickname: ‘Goldilocks’
NBA Straya Nickame: ‘Honey Badger’ / ‘Sik C*nt’ / ‘Fully Sikma’
Teams:
Seattle #Supersonics (’77-’86)
Milwaukee Bucks (’86-’91)
Career Stats (per game):
15.6 pts // 9.8 rebs // 3.2 asts // 46.4 FG% // 84.9 FT% // 32.8 3pt%
BEST KNOWN FOR:
– Having the most beautiful NBA perm of ALL TIME
– having a similarly sweet shot
– being the first center since Dolph Schayes to lead the NBA in FT%… with NINETY-TWO PERCENT! That’s about 80-millionty times better than Shaq
– being a crucial part of my beloved Sonics in their only title in ’79
– being the only bloke that’s a seven-time All-Star or more to not be in the Hall of Fame, which is a bloody outrage
DEAD-SET LEDGE STATUS:
Assured! C’mon – mate! Sikma is probably the best bloke NOT in the Hall Of Fame because the voters are a bunch of cowards who are too busy putting spuds like Dino bloody Radja in there before old Jack. It’s an outrage on a level of Goran the Flog Tragic getting an All-Star nod over Big Simmo last year. Big Sick Carnt should be in there just for his beautiful hair alone!
#ONYA Sick C*nt!