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NBA Straya – Wed May 8 Mate: BEN SIMMONS & THE SIXERS SUCK IN TORONTO + BLAZERS SMOKED IN DENVER (Episode 281)

Was Joel Embiid sick? Why can’t Ben Simmons take over a game?? Well… we look at that and more after A WILD DAY of NBA Playoff action – Joel Embiid had 8 turnovers & Ben Simmons 5 and the Sixers were embarrassed by the Raptors in Toronto to the tune of a franchise-record best-ever playoff win 36 pts… while the Blazers went into Denver and got PUNKED by the Joker and Jamal… which sounds like a church RnB group, but whatever.

ANYWAY – so that’s all wrapped up with That’s Not A Knife, Old Mate No Mates, Spud of the Night and Better Than Lonzo Ball. Plus there’s a new SHANE HEAL MEMORIAL SHOOTERS SHOOT SHOOT YOUR SHOT LIGHT EM UP AWARD and a nicely flame-grilled take from OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE.

Plus, YEAH-NAH and a new ROWDY’S RECCOS!

Give it a smash wouldya?

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