NBA STRAYA #NeverForget OFF-SEASON EDITION!
Name:
Gawen Deangelo Bonzi Wells
Nickname:
‘Bonzi’ / ‘The Bonz’
‘Strayan Nickame:
‘Bonza’ / ‘Bonzo’
Teams played for:
Portland Trail Blazers (’99-’03)
Memphis Grizzlies (’03-’05)
Sacramento Kings (’05-’06)
Houston Rockets (’06-’08)
New Orleans #Hornets (’08)
Career Stats (per game):
12.1 pts // 4.6 rebs // 2.1 asts // 46.0 FG% // 32.7 3P%
Best known for:
– Integral part of the Jail Blazers
– Flipping fans the finger
– Being hated by Blazers fans after saying that fans “don’t matter”
– Set a then-Blazers playoff-record with 45 pts against the Mavs in ‘03
– Spitting on Danny Ferry… which seems pretty fair really, because Danny Ferry — a racist piece of shit — allegedly dropped an n-word
– Wearing out his welcome with teams quicker than Dieter Brummer regretted leaving ‘Home & Away’
– Blaming his agent for turning down a 5-year, $38.5mill extension from the Kings in 2006… and was out of the NBA 2 years later
– All-time great nickname
Dead-Set Ledge Status:
Assured! Bonzi was only on the bloody Jail Blazers, one of the MOST ledge-laden teams of all time… and any time you can be intensely hated by YOUR OWN FANS, you’ve reached a level of dead-set ledgeness usually reserved for only Dane Swan and Lleyton Hewitt
#ONYA Bonzi!