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Whooo boy, Heat-Celtics Game 5 was a ROCK FIGHT. Yep… if you thought the Eastern Conference Finals were just all alternating blowouts… today’s game followed a VERY different script, until Jayson Tatum & Jaylen Brown went Super Saiyan. ALSO… Jalen Rose voted Kyrie Irving 3rd Team All-NBA… so we ask: How is NBA voting just so, so, so, SO dumb?

BUT, before that: ALL the latest NBA news — Ben Simmons’ surgery rehab latest, KD hasn’t spoken o the Nets after their season ended… and what’s the latest with the Lakers coaching searcH? — and then talking ALL thing Heat-Celtics East Finals Game 5 in the NBA STRAYA GAME WRAPS. There’s also THAT’S NOT A KNIFE, OLD MATE NO MATES, SPUD OF THE NIGHT, PANTSING OF THE EVENING and BETTER THAN LONZO BALL!!

Plus YEAH NAHs — Should the NBA just make Jimmy the lone voter? And, no matter what happened tomorrow, the Mavs get an A for their season, right? Also: the Warriors have put the Wiggins-DLo trade into the ‘Won forever’ category now — UNPOPULAR OPINION OF THE DAY and an OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE… As well as the STRAYAN PLAYER WATCH & PATTY MILLS INSPIRATION BOARD, and a GREY MAMBA AWARD.

On top of that, we’ve got the NBA STRAYA PICK & PREVIEW of Warriors-Mavericks ELIMINATION ALERT ELIMINATION ALERT ELIMINATION ALERT Game 5 tomorrow!! Who do you like?

And we finish off with an offseason DIARY OF STEVEN ADAMS! … Enjoy!

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