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CAN ANYONE STOP THE TORONTO RAPTORS & PASCAL SICKEM SIAKAM!?!? Anyone? No? Well… maybe. STILL. Game 1 of the 2019 NBA Finals is in the bag and the Raptors smoked the Warriors, much to the delight of Drake, and I guess, all of Canadia?

That’s right – SIAKAM proved the best player on the court in Game 1 of the Finals, and joined rarefied air in the process… so we break all that down with That’s Not a Knife, Old Mate No Mates, Spud of the Night and Better Than Lonzo Ball.

There’s also some tasty YEAH-NAHs and a couple of juicy, flame-grilled Boogie-centric takes from OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE.

And, because it’s Friday… we’ve got DICKHEAD OF THE WEEK and the LUC LONGLEY MEMORIAL BLOKE WHO JUST DID THEIR BLOODY JOB ROLE PLAYER HALL OF FAME!

We also take a look at Monday’s Game 2 with a pick and a preview… as well deliver up 5 more dubious bets that may or may not win you or lose you lots of $$!

We even finish off with the return of Andruwwwww Bugettttttt Slams A Bunch Of Twitter Snowflakes From Twitter.


Give it a smash wouldya?

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