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Toronto manhandled Milwaukee — in Wisconsin — to take a 3-2 lead in the Eastern Conference Finals… which means, yup, the Toronto Raptors — THE TORONT RAPTORS! — are ONE GAME AWAY FROM THE NBA FINALS. Also. Drake is weird and creepy as hell, and the ALL-NBA TEAMs were announced!

So we talk ALL-NBA & ALL-Defense team snubs and contract ramifications, then wrap up today’s Game 5 with That’s Not A Knife, Old Mate No Mates, Better Than Lonzo Ball and DICKHEAD OF THE WEEK…

And we also delve into some All-NBA YEAH-NAHs, and offer up a ref-related Unpopular Opinion of the Day… along with a JUICY Flame Grilled Take in OUTBACK TAKEHOUSE.

There’s also a LUC LONGLEY MEMORIAL Bloke Who Just Their Bloody Job Role Player Hall of Famer inductee…

We look at the odds and preview Eastern Conference Finals Game 6 in the 6…

Aaaaand finally, we close out with the return of Andruwwww Bogerrttttt Slams A Bunch Of Twitter Snowflakes From Twitter! Legendary.

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