NBA STRAYA #NeverForget OFF-SEASON EDITION!
Name:
Dwayne Schintzius
Nickname:
‘Ivan’
‘Strayan Nickame:
‘Shitter’
Teams played for:
San Antonio Spurs (’90-’91)
Sacramento Kings (’91-’92)
New Jersey #Nets (’92-’95)
Indiana Pacers (’95-’96)
L.A. Clippers (’96-’97)
Boston Celtics (’99)
Career Stats (per game):
2.7 pts // 2.5 rebs // 0.4 asts // 40.4 FG% // 12.5 3P%
Best known for:
– All-time GREAT NBA hair
– Called his glorious mullet ‘The Lobster’
– Injuries derailing the big Shitter’s career: he had 7 surgeries in 8 years
– Despite being from Florida…. Turned in one of the all-time GREAT cinematic performances as Russian center Ivan Radovadovitch in ‘Eddie’
Dead-Set Ledge Status:
Assured, for that hair and for his turn in ‘Eddie’… but sadly, the Shitter died in 2012 of respiratory failure, aged only 43. All 7’2” of him legendarily battled cancer and had it beat, only for it to return. RIP big fella.
#ONYA Big Shitter, owner of the NBA’s greatest mullet!
