NBA STRAYA #NeverForget OFF-SEASON EDITION!
Name:
Bill Laimbeer
Nickname:
‘Lambs’ / ‘Freddie’ / ‘The Prince of Darkness’ / ‘His Heinous’
‘Strayan Nickame:
‘Lambo’ / ‘Tooheys’ / ‘The Human Elbow’ / ‘Big Lambo’ / ‘Jason’ / ‘Kruegs’ / ‘White Devil’ / ‘Billy the Bastard’ / ‘Barry Hall’
Teams played for:
Cleveland Cavaliers (’80-’82)
Detroit Pistons (’82-’94)
Career Stats (per game):
12.9 pts // 9.7 rebs // 2.0 asts // 0.9 blks // 49.8 FG% // 32.6 3P%
Best known for:
– Being the dirtiest player in NBA history
– Being the most disliked player in NBA history
– Throwing the most cheap shots in NBA history
– Fighting Charles Barkley
– Fighting Robert Parish
– Fighting Larry Bird
– Fighting Michael Jordan
– Fighting Alonzo Mourning
– Fighting Shawn “Reignman” Kemp
– Fighting Scott Williams
– Fighting Brad Daugherty
– Fighting Isiah Thomas (his teammate)
– Stomping Kevin McHale
– Literally had a VIDEO GAME about him being a dirty player: ‘Bill Laimbeer’s Combat Basketball’
– Once killed a puppy, probably
Dead-Set Ledge Status:
Assured! The baddest boy on the Bad Boy Pistons, Laimbeer was basically a cross between a cement truck, an extra from ‘Mad Max’ and a piece of shit. Dude threw elbows like they were confetti and probably punched on with your favourite player… and LOVED every second of it. An arsehole, but still a dead-set ledge.
#ONYA Lambo, ya piece of crap!
