NBA STRAYA #NeverForget OFF-SEASON EDITION!
Name:
Kurt Rambis
Nickname:
‘Rambo’ / ‘Clark Kent’
‘Strayan Nickame:
‘Foggles’ / ‘Four Eyes’ / ‘Rammer’
Teams played for:
Los Angeles Lakers (’81-’88)
Charlotte Hornets (’88-’90)
Phoenix Suns (’90-’92)
Sacramento Kings (1993)
Los Angeles Lakers (’93-’95)
Career Stats (per game):
5.2 pts // 5.6 rebs // 1.1 asts // 53.4 FG% // 0.0 3P%
Best known for:
– Wearing glasses
– Getting clotheslined by Kevin McHale
– Having a pedo moustache & looking like a creep who’s not allowed within 250 metres of primary schools
– Wearing the shortest shorts this side of Warwick Capper
– Riding Magic’s coattails to 4 NBA titles and a bunch of LA tail
– Terrible coaching
Dead-Set Ledge Status:
Assured – iconic ‘80s player/foggle-wearer, paving the way for four-eyed ledges like Horace Grant, Amar’e Stoudemire and, uh, Kirk Hinrich. Flog of a coach though.
#ONYA Rammer!
