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Happy #StarWars day! *#NBA #Straya CRAWL*

It is a time of conflict in the association.

Paul George, returning to Indy, plays shithouse. So does his combatant, Victor Oladipo. Blood is everywhere, fans are shit on both sides. Carmelo Anthony and Russell Westbrook prove to be no help.

Meanwhile, Donovan Mitchell blows up, Boogie and Greek Freak leave no survivors, the Bulls are screwing up tanking… and no Australian NBA player is safe from examination.

ALL of tonight’s NBA games — including the awesomely fun Lakers-Cavs game, will be previewed — and Luke Skywalker is nowhere to be found. But LaVar Ball rushing the court in Cleveland wielding a lighsaber is in play. You’ve been warned…

NBA STRAYA!